reading-rainbow:

THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A

GAH

DEH

ARH

REH

jadehariey:

so yahoo reports that michelle obama wore the same dress three times. congratulations, you have now confirmed that the white house indeed has washing machines

cloudless-grace:

From now on, I’m not calling band-aids “band-aids” or “plasters.”

They will now be known to me as ouchie stoppers.